Goodbye.

[pLover]

Not goodbye, ModRetro.

Goodbye world.

Goodbye everything and everyone.

I'm gone.

I have lost all connection with what once made this world so great.

Everything is chaos and nothing is happy anymore.

Global warming is going to rape us.

The sun will explode in 2012.

The world of politics is so corrupt I won't even mention it...

And you guys are all assholes.





FRED Figglehorn is getting a feature film.

Miley Cyrus is popular.

Google is going to buy the entire world and make us it's slaves.

We need to face it:

The world is *Can'tSayThisOnTV*ed.

I want to go down before it does, which is why I am going to hang myself within the next few days.

All who disagree with me are just *Can'tSayThisOnTV*ing retarded.




What point is there in living anymore?

I'm almost in high school, next comes college, both will rape me in all 7 holes with homework.

But what comes after that, assuming none of the stuff I said above is true?

A job? Family? Liquor?

None of these things are much worth living for, if at all.

No, I've decided to spare myself the miserable prospect of contiuning onward.

What? There is hope you say?

No, I say.

Why, you ask?

Because friends, 2009 was the last year ever worth living.

As of January 1st 2010, 12 AM, all our hopes and dreams have ended.

200X is over, and Megaman hasn't happened, yet.

 

[Joeyjoe9876]

WTF is this

 

[BenFTW]

lol

 

[Ampersand]

pLover, you inspire murderous thoughts among the rantings of my mind

 

[snowpenguin]

I was excited for a second.

 

[samjc3]

how sad. but, instead of hanging yourself,do this: hotglue your hands to the side of your head, put a loop of thin wire around your neck, and ump off the table. that way, when they find your body, it looks like you ripped your head off.
also, you forgot to mention:

-the xbox 360 is popular

-arduinos arent cheap

-good music isnt popular

-vinyl is dead

-shrodingers cat isnt and is dead

-star trek tos ended in the 50's

-smuggling furry creatures in your sleeves is illegal

-drm is improving

-left handed people are amassing forces to kill us all

-anonymous is bye-bye

-two day shipping costs alot

-psone screens are 50$

-its humid in florida

-the internet aint free for long

-prius's and smart cars are selling

-theres a cat sitting on my shoulder as i type this...

-its too easy to get laid

-im out of free samples

its the beginning of the end, and theres just no time for this IRL flax. plus, when i try to tell people whats coming, they just go on about their little meaningless lives, as if nothing is important. narcissistic scumbags
NOW!!!! WHO IS WITH ME!!?????
LETS GO TO SOUTH AMERICA AND GET SOME COOLAID!
GOODBYE MOM AND DAD.
GOODBYE MODRETRO
GOODBYE /b/
GOODBYE BRUTUS (my n64)

EDIT: this should help set the mood:

 

[PalmerTech]

Make sure to do it on livestream.

On a serious note, I also think the US is screwed. Move to another country, New Zealand is looking pretty good.

 

[samjc3]

On a serious note, I also think the US is screwed. Move to another country, New Zealand is looking pretty good.

quoted for truth

 

[bentomo]

Palmer, your avatar is evolving, is that its final form?

 

[epicelite]

XD

I never played MegaMan before like, 5 years ago.

 

[Mario]

Re: Goodbye. I wouldn't do this.

I'm sorry, plover.

 

[kylechu]

If you're serious, I have no sympathy.
My friend's older sister killed herself, and it screwed him up. You want to wallow in self-pity and give up on the world, that's your problem. If you're going to kill yourself, don't blame it on the world. Anyone that kills themselves is doing it because they're a selfish coward that would rather hurt everyone they know then live life. Anyone that kills themselves is doing it because of themselves. It's nothing more, and nothing less.

 

[Joeyjoe9876]

hold up.. FRED is getting a featured film WTF

 

[hailrazer]

Global warming is a farce the worlds governments are using to get tax money.

Don't fall for it.

When you realize that truth everything looks better.

Oh and one more thing to cheer you up.

RICK ASTLEY !!!

 

[βeta]

Global warming is a farce the worlds governments are using to get tax money.

Don't fall for it.

When you realize that truth everything looks better.

Oh and one more thing to cheer you up.

RICK ASTLEY !!!

 

[Mako321]

explain that to the dead polar bears. THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE GOVERNMENT!

 

[bentomo]

And when was the last time you went to the south pole an counted?

 

[J.D]

Polar bears don't live in the South Pole

 

[βeta]

 

[hailrazer]

Seriously , you brought up Polar Bears ??? LOL

People are sheep , no doubt about that.

And yes Beta I agree with the cartoon. Fixing up this world is a necessity. But lying to people and doing it for money is the wrong way of going about it.