My computer yells at me.

[D.J]

This is not a joke and maybe I can get a sample of the sound it makes. It makes this distorted computerized voice and I'm not kidding but it quite literally says words. Words that make no sense. I have no idea what the Heck caused this but it's random and scary as all Heck. There's no prompt or anything.



If I was a religious man, I'd exorcise my computer.

 

[Hermaphroditus]

It's become self aware. Only a matter of time before it begins to plot to take over the world.

 

[Prog]

Is it a Mac? The eMacs at my middle school would do this when wannabe haxors would turn on some TTS crap.

 

[AfroLH]

Have you run an antivirus?

 

[D.J]

Running one now. I probably should have came to this conclusion on my own.

 

[Mister Nickels]

Don't you hate it when you download porn and it's haunted?