SS's Journey to the Basement Blog'm

ShockSlayer

Probably SS
This thread is where I let you know how lame your week is going to be.

I should probably bring everyone(you) up to speed on what all's gonna go down, and I intend to bring the community with me as much as possible for this epic journey, so read up, stay tuned, and get excited. There will also be a video at the end with as much steamy manlove as can fit on one SD card, but you don't want to miss the action as it happens because you may just miss a crucial detail and get blown the Heck away. I might even come up with another way to use SD cards on a Starcube and let Ashzen take the credit again.

So, you think the Downey-based mint flavor is gonna start on the 12th when pornstar Jonatan Shameus huddles together with Hamglazer in a concrete under-dwelling? Close, but no cart slot. ShockSlayer is airborne and inbound on the 9th, I'm gonna land on a college and party with some hardcore mofo's such as and limited to: Beta "jjh" Dile, Aux w/ Saux, Game Bibin, and Travis "Chemistry" Shockmath. Surprise cameo by the original underdwelling master "Basement_modder." Bet you didn't know that was gonna happen. That's right, it's gonna be MRCT all over again but with out Steven Hawkjobs and Scamforsure and even less productivity than ANY OTHER BETA-BASED MEETUP.

Attractions include: Potential streaming, lots of loneliness, 64Smashin' and introducing an all new invention from SS called the "OculuSS Rift." It's stupid face goggles that directly inject pig into your brain cells. Bibin bought twelveteen from Arnold Something and it will be the first time I've worn one in person whilst sober without getting violent and ruining someone's birthday. Speaking of which, it's mine on the 15th. I expect nothing less than total control of the forums as well as a groosed-up italian, 20 birthday threadz and one forum topic made by Progsandwich.

Then what happens after an entire campus is covered in heat based adhesive? Well, SS must bid farewell once again to his one true manlove Travis and also to Bulbo Buttons. Then he must complete the ultimate challenge of portablizing himself and two lucky companions into the most compact meetup ever where Shocktor Slump, Betarr the Barbequarian and Braux Sampson become one with the road in the new ZN-Fordy5. It gets 3.3 miles to the gallon of hotglue. The plan is Betman will drift us backwards across some United States into Downer's car storage area where we crashin to Ashen's monster trock. SS's eyes meet with Jonatan Shameus's and they fall in manlove, then rum their wii's together and have a melee.

Some other stuff happens and then SS must bid a fair price for a weller iron again. Hamglazer fires up the Polar Express and SS slides back home with meat intact, potentially with some sort of cool X you may have already seen but now improved by the magic of CNC!

I know, you must be thinking, "Wow SS I'm only 3 pairs of pants in, and I'm still craving more! How can I get me some today?" Well, you can experience these events firsthand, just keep checking back in this thread and watching the ModRetro index page. We'll have links to the streams, status updates here, and manlove of all sorts caught on camera. Grab a spare keyboard and no matter what your doctor says, keep hitting F5!

SS
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

ShockSlayer said:
Watch for planes, I will wave.
I'll just have to call in a threat and force them to make an unexpected landing at Dulles.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

ShockSlayer said:
Ashen's monster trock.

IMG_0896_zps9e481fe7.jpg


It has a bumper sticker that reads "Manlove Maker". Unfortunately I won't be bringing it, because it consumes 300 hot glue sticks per 10' of travel.

EDIT: I think that was the best story I've ever read, by the way. I'm so excited. SQUEE!
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

Ashen said:
It has a bumper sticker that reads "Manlove Maker".
:O I need 10.

Also, I misspelled that, it's supposed to be Ashen's monster coI'm glad you enjoyed the 100% truth of what's about to happen.

Today is packing day for SS, I have to fill bags with clothes and other things such as "a controller." I'll be doing that later, probably won't post pics. Might post pics.

In related note, I had food poisoning two days ago, now my brother has it, so just to be safe I punched myself in the stomach 200 times this morning. Ain't flax about to make me sick, the only sickness I need is "sick of not having a constant stream of manlove at all times."

SS
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

I know what all of that was SUPPOSED to say, and it was still incomprehensible.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

??? Will you be bringing a "Pig to Latin" dictionary? I might be able to understand that a bit better if you do. ;)
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

ShockSlayer said:
I'm certain there must be someone savvy enough to understand everything.

SS

I understood everything completely. After last time there was really no question in my mind what we'd really be doing. That pic of my truck was just to play along with the analogy. The "bumper sticker" I referred to is not actually on the truck. Its actually a tattoo on my monster c(an't believe you thought I was talking about the truck), erm, left arm?

On a related note, who is bringing the raccoons? I thought it was decided last time that there would be no meetups without epic raccoon battles. I will be disappoint.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

I'll bring some extra racoons. Gonna have to check a bag, hope I don't have to choke a Sega.

SS
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

Not many raccoons here, but there are plenty of skunks and squirrels. Should be fun enough to catch one of them.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

Packed. 11 hours until takeoff.

SS

EDIT: Also, at airports I'll probably try posting/tweeting from my 3DS, it's just something I like to do since I don't own a laptop or a smartphone.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

Sounds like me, except with fapping.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

ShockSlayer said:
I'm certain there must be someone savvy enough to understand everything.

SS

Pfft, BrAux Sampson got it all.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

ShockSlayer said:
Sleep is for people who I guess aren't ShockSlayer.
And people who did not found Grooseland nor build the Groosenator.
 
Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Blog

Not sure what I'm looking at but I take it you made it to RIT alright?
 
Back
Top