Both my computers crashed, so I had no way of contacting Palmer except by phone. I just so happened to be calling him to inquire about a cheap iPod for a friend, and he told me he was on another epic trip to Oregon. That got me off my ass and I pulled my wii out of my closet, blew off an inch of dust, (all that dust, you'd think it was a 2600, lol.) and painstakingly accessed the internet for the first time in a week. At least I can use my keyboard to type on the Wii, as this 30-second post would have taken an hour to type with the Wii remote.
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In the process of trading him my EEE for an n64 controller plus some cash. If I had known he needed it for this trip, I would have tried to ship it sooner... PLEASE FORGIVE ME PALMER!