Hey, woah, hey. (It are my Burfday)

[jleemero]

ModRetro doesn't have a birthday indicator thingy.

I know this because it are my burfday.

 

[eurddrue]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

Happy McB...


Dang, somebody think up a new birthday greeting that hasn't been whored.

 

[βeta]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

Congratulations, x-year-old! Your mom got laid x+x(3/4) years ago!

 

[icarus]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

Happy Birthday!

Hope you get some good presents!

 

[nightwheel]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

 

[epicelite]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

What did you get for presentz?

 

[jleemero]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

It's not even 4 PM yet, no presents or anything yet.
Just lots and lots of phone calls...
And a wee bit of time with the wife, which is always nice.

 

[epicelite]

So you gonna get any action tonight? If ya' know what I mean.

 

[jleemero]

So you gonna get any action tonight? If ya' know what I mean.

If you mean a nice dinner for people with morals, then yes.

 

[epicelite]

Uhhh... Yeah that's totally what I meant.

 

[samjc3]

:birthday:

woah! thats the first 'smily only' post ive seen that actually gets a point across!


Happy birthday, jlee! you gonna get a drivers license?

 

[robm]

Re: Hey, woah, hey.

Congratulations, x-year-old! Your mom got laid x+x(3/4) years ago!

That... was awesome.

Happy birthday, Jlee!

 

[jleemero]

Happy birthday, jlee! you gonna get a drivers license?

I've had one for over a year



'Tis a great day.
"Someone" (won't be saying who) was kind enough to treat my whole family to dinner at a local place called Marcello's...
Mine alone, for all of my stuff, drinks, desert, etc. $126.
For ME.
Over 400 for all 4 of us.
The tip, THE BLOODY TIP, was $68.



I'll be shredding presents in a few minutes here...

 

[ShockSlayer]

No birthday indicator! I must fix that!

ShockSlayer: "ADMIN POWERS ACTIVATE!"
*starts yelling*
*hair grows out and turns gold and silver*
*continues yelling*
*name color changes*
*stops yelling, and stares at the admin control panel with anger*

Palmertech: "Bacteria, what does the scouter say about SS's power level???"
Bacteria: "It's 9000!"
Palmertech: ""

*Turns head back towards jlee*
ShockSlayer: Happy birthday.
*turns back and dashes at ACP with admin fury*

SS

 

[eurddrue]

You forgot the demented eyes part when you said happy birthday towards jlee

And, WHO WOULD LEAVE A $68 TIP!? What are they, made of money? Jesus christ.

 

[PalmerTech]

Palmertech: "Bacteria, what does the scouter say about SS's power level???"
Bacteria: "It's 9000!"
Palmertech: ""

I should sig that.

 

[jleemero]

And, WHO WOULD LEAVE A $68 TIP!? What are they, made of money? Jesus christ.

$68 == 15% of the $453 bill.

LET'S SEE WHAT ALL I GOT?!

A Scottevest PAN T-Shirt (sweeeet)
A new phone, enV Touch, yay.
$40 for Radioshack... Can't complain!
Uh... Some Pocky...
An Epoch Clock from ThinkGeek
A new Radio for my car (SO NEEDED THIS)
A new Vice WOOOOO
Some replacement Gameboy Color screen lenses. (My brother is the only one who picks gifts from the heart.)

Spent some time with Mai Waifu, always good.

Ate over $100 worth of food in a single meal, Woooo.

Uh, that's about it yup.
I'm pretty well happy.

 

[ShockSlayer]

Cab we see a picture of this "wife" you keep going on about?

SS

 

[jleemero]

Cab we see a picture of this "wife" you keep going on about?

Not sure you want to


Srsly
I honestly hate 99% of her pictures, and I wish I had a better one.
They always either make her look like Heck (for lack of a better way of putting it), or a boy... I think it's intentional

 

[PalmerTech]

POCKY?! YEAH! NOW U R JAPANESE COOL!

Give us a picture of this person.

Also, how are are you? Is she really your wife?