I'll be updating my first post only. Not sure what I'm going to do with this.
1/31/10
I have relocated the disk drive! And on my first try!
I know, tape and lotsa glue... but now that I've got it working, I'll die if I short anything.
Super Mario Sunshine, yeeeeeaaaa!
2/6/10
I changed out my heat sinks for an Iceberq 4 pro (desoldered the blue leds) and three copper ram sinks. You may notice the fan and heatsink aren't totally covering the CPU and GPU, but it doesn't seem to matter. They've been running cool for an hour now. Not even warm.