Yeah, that doesn't mean anything to me. You've owned at least one of every rev? I've owned SEVERAL. You know what I did with those? I hacked them up and sold them. You've accomplished what again? You know what I've learned along the way? NOTHING fries easily as long as you know what you're doing.
I don't think I've ever fried one by crossing voltages or goofing on the 3.3v line. Those are just silly mistakes to make. Mostly what happens is I try something I've never attempted before (like removing the controller smd components) or I accidentally rip a trace and I don't feel like repairing it. So I go out and grab another one and put the first one aside until I'm desperate, or I feel like fixing it up.
I can't say how many n64s I've owned. I've lost count. I do know, however, that it is a ludicrous amount.