You could be blowing nearly all your money on drugs and leave enough for you to get by as a portablizer and claim you don't have enough money for drugs.
Also, you're taking a jailbroken iPhone/iPod Touch and putting the iPod inside a new case hooked up to buttons for the NES emulator.
it looks more like it's in the proper position to have the buttons push down on the screen where the controller buttons on a nes emu would be.
that's just my guess though.