Re: SS's Journey to the Basement Prog
ShockSlayer said:
Also, hailrazer is a solid freakin' dude, he's like Ashen-tier awesome in person.
SS
That's because I'm HAILRAZER Biatch !!!!
That being a given let me sum up the most epic portabilizers on earth.
Ashen - He is the son of Zeus and Apollo. (Yes it was the first man love ever recorded in Greek history, live with it). A Demi-God to be worshipped by all . He wields Wii-Key Fusions as weapons and all should fear him.
ShockSlayer - The son of the Grand Pig and a warthog , don't over think it just realize it is pigtastic and move on. He has made the N64 his Sega and what's more the N64 likes it that way. He wields his soldering iron like a two handed broadsword yet he is precise enough with it to circumcise a gnat and solder it back on at the same time. Fear him if you dare.
Downing - The illegitimate son of a Cnc machine and a Polycase. The result , a man who drinks liquid plastic and pisses out a perfect case. Don't try to comprehend it , you can't , you're not worthy. A man among men and a Dyke among ladies. Deal with it, it's epic.
Beta and Aux - The perfect blend of brains brawn and beauty. I refuse to say which fits whom. Lets just say I wanted to be like Sylar and cut off Beta's head and steal his power. And I wanted to lick Aux and see if she tasted as awesome as she was. I refrained , for my own good and theirs. You get it, don't pretend you don't.
Tchay - pure unadultered sexuality. While he was sleeping , I laid beside him and took pics and told everybody he was my wife. What's more , they believed me and wept that they had no-one that sexy to love. My wife has forgiven me so let it go people. Jealousy is not just a river in Egypt. One day Tchay will be mine, lets just be fine with that.
I entered the meetup a boy , I left a man. Nuff said.