Omegle thread

[BenFTW]

Honey I'm home!
You: hey
Stranger: What is for dinner?
You: I missed you
You: sorry
You: just pancakes
Stranger: *hugs*kisses*
Stranger: that is fine, as long as you make it for me, I treasure it
Stranger:
You: :5
Stranger: love what you are wearing honey
You: thanks
You: lets *Can'tSayThisOnTV*
You: *removes clothing*
Stranger: that's my girl!
You: alhbglkj
You: G:HLSKHJSJ
You: GARBLLALLSS
Stranger: show tits
You: MMMMMMM
You: (o)(o)
You: v
Stranger: post pic
You: I'm a guy
your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[Mako321]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny male 17 USA

You: THIS IS SCARY
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: why so?
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: GET AWAY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: *rapes you*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HOW DARE YOU
You: *slaps in face*
Stranger: *Tickles you under chin*
Stranger: OUCH!

OKOK!
Stranger: Ill stop.
You: YOU PENIS IS SO SCARY
You: GET IT AWAY
Stranger: *Hides it in pants*
You: I'M GONNA DO IT
Stranger: Do what?
You: I'M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF
You: I'M GONNA DO IT
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Why is that?
You: POW
You: *dies
You: *
You have disconnected.

 

[zeturi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: im sorry i laughed at you that time you got diarrhea in barnes and noble
Stranger: and im sorry i told everyone about it
Stranger: and im sorry for repeating it now
Stranger: hi
You: flax face

I don't quite think I understand how to use this.

 

[J.D]

You chat.

You or your partner leave.

 

[Mako321]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i wanna have fux
You: right here
You: right now
You: on this bed
Stranger: ooh what are you doing
Stranger: are you touching yourself
You: "You: i wanna have fux"
Stranger: 19 f USA and you?
You: 72 h moon
Stranger: yeah just like i like em
You: yeah
Stranger: can i suck your dick why i *Can'tSayThisOnTV* your pussy
You: I think I have aids
You: I will not live much longe
You: r
You: and I think I infected you
You: do you still love me?
You: after I gave you HIV?
Stranger: not a probably i already had hep a b c and herpes
You: well
You: do you?
Stranger: clamida questionable
You: I just wanted to know because
You: I don't actually have aids
You: I just want to know if you still love me
Stranger: good but you may want to talk to your mom because...
Stranger: we *Can'tSayThisOnTV*ed
You: my mom died 27 years ago, you Playstation
Stranger: yeah well maybe it was your grandma
Stranger: i was a little drunk
Stranger: could have been your dad
You: I am the only person left alive in my family
You: they were at a ceremony
You: and they were bombed by terrorists
You: I wasn't there because I was home sick
Stranger: was it a gay pride bombing
You: I SAW IT ON *Can'tSayThisOnTV*ING TV
You: I SAW MY FAMILY DIE ON TV
You: AND I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Stranger: you lucky Playstation
You: HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
Stranger: better thanks
You: HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT YOU EXPLOITED MY FAMILY AFTER THIS?
Stranger: my life is not so bad now
You: well
You: wanna *Can'tSayThisOnTV*?
Stranger: horny? a little
You: ok
Stranger: touch yourself like suzanne summers touch the thigh master
You: o.o
Stranger: i love karate
You: why?
Stranger: strangers make me sweat
You: I thought sex was when my mommy and daddy kissed
Stranger: virginia is not a real state
You: ok
Stranger: your mommy and daddy kiss only in Heck now
You: no
You: they were christians
Stranger: christanity is a myth
You: ur penis is a myth
Stranger: jesus was gay
Stranger: and a cannibal
Stranger: i dont have a penis because i am female silly
You: no
You: you have both
You: like lady gaga
You: and I don't wanna kiss either ohne
Stranger: you said you did moon man
You: like my mommy always did with me
You: to me weewee
Stranger: i *Can'tSayThisOnTV* monkies in africa
You: better than ur mom
You: that's for sure
You: OH CRAP
You: THE KGB
You: THEY'RE HERE TO DISCONNECT US
You: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have disconnected.