Joeyjoe9876
Frequent Poster
ok heres the best one i've done today xD
little kids should not read this one.
little kids should not read this one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: ooooh baby
You: hows it feel?
Stranger: great
Stranger: do you mind if he stays overnight?
You: whos he??
Stranger: umm, the pool boy...
You: WHAT i'm sorry but we are done.
Stranger: well, honey..
Stranger: you *Can'tSayThisOnTV*ed the lady last night
Stranger: it's only fair
You: you have a point..
Stranger: you know, just because i don't have F cups like her
Stranger: doesn't give you any right
Stranger: you'll see in ten years. they'll be at her knees
You: i'm sorry its just the pool boy smells bad
Stranger: he smells fanfreakingtastic
You: he smells like ass to me
Stranger: and don't even get me started on that body
Stranger: that's you, sweetie. not him...
You: but i thought you loved my jelly rolls...
Stranger: well, i like jelly rolls, not muffin tops
Stranger: and it's been troubling every morning
Stranger: i can't keep rolling you to the bathroom
You: im sorry, you want me to start a diet? it has to have chocalate though
Stranger: yeah. can you lose 200lbs in two weeks?
Stranger: or you can't go to my work social thing...
You: maybe if you would pleasure me more often i would have the motivation
Stranger: baby, i suck your dick every hour
Stranger: what more do you want?!
You: i... i just don't know
Stranger: tell me what you want that i don't already give you
You: a foursome.
Stranger: with two guys?
You: two chicks.
Stranger: we already tried the threesome
Stranger: and i already got you the dildo you liked so much
Stranger: fine, two chicks
You: thank you.
Stranger: but you have to get me the chip n dale crew
You: ok sweetie thats fine.
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: why are we even together?
Stranger: it's not like your kids like me
You: i don't know.
You: i'm sorry but i have to say good bye.
Stranger: *Can'tSayThisOnTV* you, we're divorcing!