No locking lugs. We think that they are getting us to replace the tires, and then steal them. But the *Can'tSayThisOnTV*ing rice and beans stuff makes absolutely no sense.
Alternate Plan: It's a residential road, and my dad parks in the street. The vandals are likely vehicle based. SO: The guy across the street, who has been hit before, and we sit in our trucks all night, him with his handgun, and me with a shotgun. We wait it out, and if someone comes by and stops in the street, we pull out of the driveways, blocking them in, and making a citizens arrest. If they pull out guns, we shoot. If they run, we have their car. If they try to drive away, I ram them with my beat up silverado. I've always wanted to be in a demo dirby.
This would also give us time to get a license plate number, and if we get the car, fingerprints. Thus allowing for ID of the people.