Happy Turkey Day!

[Mario]

If you're not American, GTFO. Today we celebrate when we faked peace with the Native Americans in order to gain more land!

 

[ToastBucket]

My brother lives in Germany and he invited a bunch of friends over for a Thanksgiving dinner. Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa America.

 

[Ashen]

Gobble gobble. BANG! Yum.

 

[Mako321]

If you're not American, GTFO.

:C

 

[Mario]

All right, everyone except Mako and anybody else who is outside the US.

 

[Aux]

Today we celebrate when we faked peace with the Native Americans in order to gain more land!

My ancestors did that, I am descended from Pilgrims! But actually, they were just super grateful to be alive and have a good harvest after their first hellish winter, and were super thankful the Native Americans helped them grow corn and squash and other flax they'd never seen before. The land grabbing came a few years later, when they got cocky

ANYWAY, happy Thanksgiving!

 

[bic]

Well it's the Friday after Thanksgiving and you know what that means...

HAPPY EXCESSIVE NEEDLESS CONSUMERISM DAY!

 

[Aux]

Well it's the Friday after Thanksgiving and you know what that means...

HAPPY EXCESSIVE NEEDLESS CONSUMERISM DAY!

I'm sorry, I can't read MR right now because I am currently engaged in a fist fight with three other ladies to get $10 off a toaster oven. My kill count is up to five- oh, six, I just had to curb stomp a guy who was eyeballing my Xbox.

 

[Noah]

Look at us Americans, badass back stabbing gamblers since the 1500's. We're so cool.

 

[ShockSlayer]

WE TOOK THEIR LAND
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

Just think of it like Dale Gribble and John Redcorn, Nancy may be our wife now, but Redcorn's still banging her and Dale's too stupid to notice it; distracted by conspiracies and chain smoking.

All hail to the consumer overlords; I'm moving to Yumland.

SS

 

[XCVG]

WE TOOK THEIR LAND
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

Now I'm instantly formulating conspiracy theories. Unintentional pun, no?

 

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