Happy Easter, everyone.
Today, we celebrate Jesus
and his ressurection from the dead
so go to your nearest gun store
and load up on your shotguns
and triple lock your doors
because Jesus is a wandering
all about the outdoors
yes, its our lord and savior
come to eat our brains
it happens once every year
the day the world goes insane
we lock the children up and
teach the to paint grenades
and when our savior comes about
we welcome him with a slug in his brain
So happy easter everyone
I hope Jesus doesn't eat your brains!